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In Transit

2007-08-31T14:05:00.000+08:00

Why does my site counter stop counting? Is it spoilt? Oh I know, it's because I havent been updating my blog. Hahahaha. Surprise entry.

Kiss-Because I'm a Girl

2006-10-26T12:53:00.000+08:00

Saddening.

Change, changed, Changing

2006-10-20T15:04:00.000+08:00

Life is about antonyms. You lose then you gain. You release the old and you get to hold the new.

"The scientific approach to life is not really appropriate to states of visceral anguish" (Anthony Burgess).

A word of advice:

If one's parameters of happiness happen to teeter on the edge of the visceral, be careful because agony sets in when the boundaries are crossed.It'd be a lesson learnt but if you've found your foothold, never lapse into an uncontrived state of emotions. Cordone off all boundaries by intellectual decisions. However, it wouldn't hurt to change the boundaries from time to time. It might just yield something vaguely saccharine.

For me, if change comes a-knocking the door would not be answered.

Jubilant.

Everything under the sun (that includes all the celestial bodies in the sky)

2006-08-18T23:11:00.000+08:00

Love is a strange and funny thing. Haha. Strange in that it can bring strangers together? Funny in that it can allow us to laugh at no particular subject? Random broach of topic there.LOL.

I managed to drag my blistered soul past the week. After all it's the exams. What could be more painful? For those who aren't inherently gifted im sure u'd agree. Well i agree that im gifted at being narcoplectic but i guess that wouldn't help. Haha. Two more weeks and It'd be over. Im accumulating a sleep debt so astronomical I fear I'd be able to pay it in full. If I were made to pay a nominal interest I'd probably just die. Like. Duh. Eternal sleep is a euphemism for death. So I guess passing on ain't that morbid or taboo a subject as how some old fogeys make it out to sound, especially if you liked the bed as much as I did. I would assume you all assumed that the bed were used as a tool for realising your dreams and not creation of new life. Oops deviating a little there.

Oh something which might have lifted my spirits recently was Yau Cheun's farewell gathering. That lucky db(up to you to figure which alphabet u'd want to use)astard is gg to some Hongky uni to study dentistry. He need not take the damn A's. What a cheat. But we'd all root for u over here in Singapore. Like how would we be able to move if we were rooting(pun intended) right? Oh back to my point about how glad I was for the farewell party. No, im not happy that I won't be seeing that *$%^#&%&@^& in a long while it's just that i finally got to catch up with ppl ive always had a penchant for. (the anal retentive man clement, black nigel, lobster sebestard, big head minhao, missing body part minghan, Jrong and liangcheng(the three stooges) and of course mini CHI. It's such a blessing that more than 3/4 of 4A turned up. Well it was such a waste that birdy koon and bhangra gabhra din attend or it would have been perfect, for me at least.

Ill

2006-06-22T15:42:00.000+08:00

Im sick and hating it.

unsure,vexed,bemused

2006-06-12T23:14:00.000+08:00

What's gotten into me? I wait patiently, but patience is like the skin it gets worn thin with time. Someone has a thick hide will one day find himself with a flaking epidermis. Then recently I falter and think about stuff which has never crossed my mind and that surprises me. I feel guilty thinking about it but I'm at peace with myself whenever I entertain such a thought. I dunno if I can wait in anticipation or should I say weariness. Someone give me sign anything to allow me to regain my lost emotions. Im utterly perplexed. But maybe I tell myself I am my own worry. The inherent problem is my cowardice. Again I say "i've been proactive but to no avail". I wonder if I should allow myself other windows of opportunities. I really wonder...

Pseuodonyms

2006-03-22T17:37:00.000+08:00

Today was the penultimate. The term exams that is. I break out in cold sweat at the thought of receiving my results. Pessimism is an overstated hype, im just being realistic. Exams really screw ur body up. Im suffering from a pseudo-zombie syndrome. It really is killing me. Not being able to sleep when a bloody migraine strikes. Think it, what better way than to sleep a headache away, but even I am deprived of such dulcorate.I live in consternation, one day i may just stay awake to the point of death and still do not realise it.2 freaking hours. That's the duration of my recuperation. After this its time to hit the dastardly math questions and not the sack. I yearn for liberation. I have a hunch that because my body clock has malfunctioned, that i have no sense of urgency when i do a paper. Every paper i sit for, i give away 10+ marks due to the lack of time. Im uber duber annoyed at my lackadaisical prediliction but have no energy to change it. HOW I WISH I WERE A PHOTOSYNTHETIC ORGANISM WHICH IS ABLE TO UTILISE ENERGY FROM THE SUN TO FUEL MY DAY'S ACTIVITIES. Screw the notion of conversion of energies. I do not want energy to be converted I want it to be stored in me. Im a miserly energy conservationalist!

As my heart bleeds, i wonder why I begin to feel like an anathema in your life.I am distraught and crestfallen. I prithee, pick me up one day and stand me on my feet.Pluck me from the abysmal depths of forlorn.

Aftermath

2005-12-26T16:03:00.000+08:00

Time is of the essence...completing backlog is imperative. No time to blog. Entertain thyself with these pictures. LOL. Will be back...

Bernese Mountain Dog

2005-11-30T01:22:00.000+08:00

No bones about it, you're a good-hearted, people-loving Bernese Mountain Dog. Down-to-earth and loyal, no one works or plays harder than you do. You put your nose to the grindstone when it really counts, but you never neglect your social calendar. Simultaneously strong and sweet, you're very tuned-in to the feelings and needs of the other dogs you run with. Without having to be asked, you always have a helping paw to lend and a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. "Communication" is your middle name, and when that's paired with your unswerving devotion, you get a breed that everyone respects and trusts. Woof!

This is an atypical character test, it relates ur disposition to that of a dog's. lol. Go try it.

http://web.tickle.com/invite?test=1000&type=t

Resolute

2005-11-29T22:14:00.000+08:00

I am resolved to start work tomorrow. The past month has been futile, wiling my time away save for the first two weeks which involved an active participation in PW. Other than that. Life was/is bleak. Bland. Period. If i don't do anything intellectually stimulating soon, the grey matter in my cranium might degenerate into goo. GOO i repeat. Haha. But on the brighter side(as I always look to), at least there's something to fill that cavity.
I tell myself "stop wandering down this corridor of monochrome nullity.. or ur future might just reach a plateau."
And that is the creed i shall stick by till the end of the Hols. Haha. It's a good start at the very least. *beams*

Myriad of emotions

2005-11-03T00:08:00.000+08:00

I wonder if I have passed that phase yet...The phase which puts avril lavigne to shame..The guitar smashing, ground stomping and hoarse screaming...Apparently im just about to step into that dimension..where the town will be painted red..There's this creature in me which just wants to subscribe to violence and profanities...If not for the sapien sentients I might just go hunt prey..My emotions are a rollercoaster,freewheeling from 0 to 180 degrees...Is it just me or is it environmental influences??? The thing I know I must do,would be to pull that plug which supplies the 240KV infuriation...I guess sound thinking and some communiacation with GOD just do the trick...I do hope my monitor will be intact for the next entry...

Ethe-reality

2005-10-16T17:29:00.000+08:00

The Michael Buble concert was surreal...
The Class outing to Sentosa was ethereal...
Whatever is impending bears truth...
the truth is reality...
it bears key to the future...

The intermittent raindrops assault the windows
but to no avail...
Failure looms ahead as how fishes flounder out of water...
Helpless and dejected...

When realisation sets in

2005-09-09T15:25:00.000+08:00

Jeremiah's complaint

O LORD you deceived me and I was deceived;
you overpowered me and prevailed.
I am ridiculed all day long; everyone mocks me.
Whenever I speak, I cry out proclaiming violence and destruction.
So the word of the LORD has brought me insult and reproach all day long.
But if I say , "I will not mention him his word is in my heart like a fire, a fire shut up in my bones.
I am weary of holding it in;
indeed, I cannot.
I hear many whispering,
"Terror on every side!
Report him! Let's report him!"
All my friends are waiting for me to slip, saying
"Perhaps he will be deceived; then we will prevail over him and take our revenge on him."

But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior;
so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail.
They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced;
thier dishonour will never be forgotten.
O LORD almighty, you who examine the righteous and probe the hearts and mind,
let me see your vengeance upon them, for to you I have committed my cause.

I wept uncontrollably, then joy and peace I found...

Viable references:
PSALM 36
1 CORINTHIANS 13

Bemused

2005-09-05T18:03:00.000+08:00

I want to but can't.
I try to but fail.
I dream, but rest does not serve me.
The apoptosis of my life has been marked thus...

You invoke my tears, laughter, screams, love, hate.
These paradoxes of obsession are cruelly lined
with mockery and jest.
I prithee, spare me...

Relinquish myself I must,
from the labyrinth of Infatuation.
On the contrary,
Feed the excitement piecemeal
that this fixation will wane not.

Nevertheless, I glimpse into an ethereal dimension,
and still see myself in ur snug bosom.
Of this hope i feed upon,
it may never be fulfilled...

-.-'

Synopsis

2005-08-10T13:41:00.000+08:00

Can you imagine how wasted i feel.My break of 4.5 days has been spent on leisure, i dun have the impetus to do anything constructive save studying for a pathetic chapter on cell and nuclear division. what good will that do me when every other sensible student has been mugging his/her guts out in preparation for the long awaited promos? I keep thinking that it's a mile from now but in reality its as close as Singapore is to the equator. Ha. A weak metaphor.

You pple must be wondering why my entry is titled synopsis i plan to tell u about my worldly escapades. But on second thought..erm..maybe not..awww..kk i hear the groan of disappointment emitting form cyberspace..Well hear goes...I shall just give an outline of the class outing I organised on Sunday.

Well i would consider it a success although my classmates arrived in drips and draps from all over the island for the brief bikers congregation. lmao. Well that's an exaggerated way of describing what we did. Yes if you haven't already guessed we met at East Coast Park for cycling. Here's the attendance list of those who turned up:
1)Ashley
2)Cassie
3)Fong
4)Jesmond
5)Jesse
6)Jarrell (apparently we had to look out for this fella,not that he was blind, let's just say he was a tad too entrenched in his own world. Haha. Say, littlegreenmenplanet[note the irony] )
7)Julia
8)Kok Tong
9)Me(kwek)
10)Ming Yan(kwek)
11)Michelle(the)
12)Mhir@h
13)Nisa(Miss apa jer)
14)Shirrin
15)Shin Mun
I think that was it or was it? Hai..blame my (me)mory not me..heh..But more than half the class turned up *beams*

Well obviously we cycled and i had to rent a double bike cos shitty shirrin(cant find a better alliteration,no offence) claimed not to know how to cycle. I guess she was just too afraid to cycle alone? afraid of the boogeyman eh..haha..Well it was fun cycling tandem with someone..ever so thrilling..Hence the concept of one falls both falls..That fateful day only two ppl had a close encounter with the ground..Well one of them had a closer encounter..haha..guess who? Won't embarass both parties here..They should know who they are anyway...both names begin with 'J'..lol..

To wrap things up here are some PHOTOS(courtesy of michelle(the))..Enjoy..Cos i had a whale of a time..Ciaos better make use of whatever is left of my break..Haha!

Fleeting moments

2005-07-29T22:42:00.000+08:00

Today was a splendid example of a display of intertwined moods. I too was subconciously affected adversely by this mesh of sparsmodic feelings exuded by the people around me. If I were a Lit student (which sadly I am not cos I enjoy the nuances which can be discovered in texts.) I would relate this day to the weather. The erratic disposition of my classmates were difficult to predict. DUh. Self explanatory with reference to the word erratic. I don't understand though, why it rubbed off me. I became sullen and kinda glum. Preferring not to engage in conversations. I guess it's my split personality type-the S/IC personality. haha. Sometimes I'd pick soliloquy over socialising. It soothes my nerves. Two plausible causes for such a pendulous swing in my temperament might have been due firstly to might lack of rest or secondly the endurance test of lectures before the end of school.

The miraculous cure for everyone's vagary was not surprisingly the ring of the school bell which marked the end of school. w00t. The stale semblance was vanquished. I was so excited abt playing squash man. Played once and felt the andrenaline rush to play again. Ran about like a whirlwind and sweated it out. It was so liberating. Immediately my mood was lifted even though i couldn't hit most of the shots returned. LOL. I implore those who have never tried something to try. Cos they might find that they have a passion for that activity. Anyway, thanks to ppl whom i played with. U guys made my day. Literally. hahaha. Also thanks to Ashley for the tube of mentos(special edition) which i havent finished. Hehe. I love weng weng and fong fong. Tsktsk. This is so not english but heck it. I have a penchant for colloqial english this very moment.

Give Blood, Take my live

2005-07-16T11:00:00.000+08:00

Was a most eventful day yesterday,the reason i'm blogging today would be due to my exhaustion.Why in the world and would I complain about my weary life out of the blue when it has always been so? There is a special reason for that...Because the 16th of July was a day i had three foreign objects stuck into my temple of life.Yes as the Title of my entry suggests, I gave blood but did not exactly lose my life.Haha.Yes yes soooo lame...
First let me tell u the reason for my charitable proclivity. I have always been a philanthropist but that's not the --->.(this means "point" if you haven't already made a stab in the dark so as to decipher the atypical meaning of three abutments and a >).Back to the story. I grew up a precocious child, that makes me a precocious teen(redundant use of the work precocious here as i have already developed into one captain sassy pants) now. Curiosity always gets the better of me. Why? You've gotta question curiosity herself. Fast forward to the event cos i have been gleaned of any logical-esque reasons>>>
And(pri school teachers hate the usage of a conjunction at the beginning of the sentence but i surmise the since i have moved on beyond that phase, I am permissible to do so) so i enter the room, settled all the red-tape(i was shocked to find out that hospitals were so bureaucratic) and waited. I was amused but offended at the questionnaire I had to attempt.There were questions which adumbrated promiscuity on our part for eg.have you ever offered gifts or money to a prostitute blah blah...haha.I broach the HSA to design another not-so-risque questionnaire to cater to the non-recalcitrants although it may be assumed that teens of this age may be deemed angsty and liberal. Yet there will be exceptions to everything.Haha.Oops i have a disturbing inkling that i have digressed by an obtuse angle.Sorry, too used to letting my thoughts wander during a conversation with thyself. I allow my highly intricate mind to do so because it is capable of piecing prohibitively disjointed information together. With great abilities come wonderful privileges.
Back to my procedure once again. I had a finger prick to test the haemoglobin in my blood.The blood was then trickled into a (copper(II) solution)my conjecture is such as the solution was blue.I postulate that the test was conducted to test the density of one's blood(due to the Fe2+ ion embedded in haemoglobin) and copper(II) soluion functioned as a solvent.In layman's terms it was to test the quality of our blood. The prick hurt like crazy.Try stapling the tip(the most sensitive) of your third finger to experience pain.For excrutiation use a rusted staple.For more pleasure try the staple gun.Disclaimer note:All responsibility shall fall upon the consumer's discretion and lunacy. Any attempts of a court case shall be deemed irrelevant.
After the finger jab came the injection of a localised anaesthetic. What brilliance, having an inoculation to avoid pain. How smart is that. Anyway my mind was to preoccupied with sleeping that i didn't realise the insertion of the hideous needle into my vein.Of all the viscose veins which showed on my arm, they had to look for a vein which i did not realise even existed.Next up, was a 0.7mm(that would be the diameter of the nose of the proboscis)needle. It looked something like the needle fitted on ball pumps. Yay! I rejoiced when my blood made its way into the bag. It flowed at an abnormal velocity. Within 2 minutes half the bag was filled. Soon, my left hand lost all sense of touch, after which my head spun at such a speed that i believed would have created a centripetal force.Haha.I motioned to the nurse that I was on the verge of unconciousness so my couch was lowered and my legs raised. Basic first aid.The blood transfusion process was truncated immediately. However it felt quite nice to half faint. It felt like i was floating on the clouds. What a surreal description. LOL. This was the end of an eventful day. Haha.

The other eventful events which occur on a regular basis would be my tardiness. My intimate realtionship with DC(detention class) deepened with time(no pun intended).But that would be another story for another session. Gtg. Bye!

1100 wor...ries

2005-06-12T23:37:00.000+08:00

The backlog of work has been up to my neck once again as I embroil myself in the pernicious cycle of procrastination. With term exams just round the corner it calls for cause to worry. Which crazy institution calls their students back for lessons on the last week of the hols when everyone should be feverishly muggering in the dump of theirs. Ha. What a clandestine way to begin school ahead of others. An outrightly audacious holler at the ministry: Hey we dont give a hoot about u and your scheduling of holidays. We are ACJC we have the money, money makes the world go round. Given the fact that we can make the world go round. WE HAVE THE POWER! That is by all standards a thoughtless intepretation of an early commencement of term. Hahaha. There shall by no means be any liabilities against my personal views which may be considered narrow.By all means...shoot! From tmr on i shall start proper. Work that is. Playing has been my forte and im trying to master something else. The art of concentrating. But for now its slumber time. Ciao.

Revenge of the exhausted

2005-05-01T23:44:00.000+08:00

Been exactly 16 days since i last made a mark on my cobwebbed blog...how desolate...where lush foliage and George(of the jungle) reside...incoherence..

Was out for the official class outing at PS..Turn out was not bad given chucky's(mich's)effective organisation skills...13 pple came..w00t..had dinner at swenson's.After dinner, had to wait for meixiu and jesse who were supposed to mate...oops i mean meet...They arrived an hour later..hai..but it's all right...patience is a virtue..haha..the rest of the night was irrelevant...although the company was good...LOL..

As expected i failed my chem test by 1 friggin mark,Juz passed my econs...On the bright side...i got A for bio and GP...hahaha...that again is useless information...but heck it man...gg to eat kok tong's dust again...i might perish from a bout of chronic asthma soon...better do something abt it..Joking tong tong qiang...

Outlook on life: Opessimist,undecided profile...need to find my centre first...

Im losing my touch at penning my thoughts in non-vernacular terms, it would indeed be disgraceful if people of high society came across my tablet(stone slab) of manure...but heck it either way..i like what im doing so i do it...wahahaha...

Ciao!

bored and random

2005-04-15T22:29:00.000+08:00

Econs test. Fail.

Next tues chem test.Failing

My Life.Failed

The present, future and past elucidates how everything within a 2m radius of me stinks...I am condemned to a life of mediocrity...ok maybe i shouldn't depress myself further by reiterating the fact that im a loser...Im a WINNER,WINNER, WINNER!

-Feeling More upbeat now-

So how should i begin...I should start with the end in mind i suppose...

-THE END-

P.S. if u want to pummel me, look me up using the yellow pages...It'd give me more time to prepare then.FOOLS.

Wit and wisdom

2005-04-03T15:07:00.000+08:00

Thanks to Gen for her input.Quote extracted from a book in TIMES.I believe she was wasting her life away browsing through books on dogs and what-nots...hahaha

"When in doubt, make a fool of yoursel.There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
So what the hell,LEAP!"-Cynthia Heimel

Oh my favourite quote of wit hath thus far originated from the gap of Clement Freud...
It goes, "If u resolve to give up smoking,drinking and loving,you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer"

How apt...

Comfort Zone

2005-03-27T22:43:00.000+08:00

New term new school...Love-hate situation...out of my comfort zone,feel uncomfortable..but im left choiceless...wearing my new u tmr...unsure if i should rejoice...But all i know is that the weather today was bad...rainy and thundery.So frightening..eeeks...Random behaviour there.haha..Juz like the weather..Ciao...if i like the weather tmr shall blog more..heehee

My fruitless Hols!

2005-03-18T23:21:00.000+08:00

Run ran running...that's what im doing...trying to escape my pursuer...Mr monotone bor.d.om...Lol...I'm bored stiff retiring during the twilight hours when professor mcgonnagal may be lurking and dumbledore having a gay rendezvous with hagrid the big lump of shit... using harry as an excuse to leave hogwarts...when he could juz fling Harry on the doorstep of privet drive by exclaiming wingardium leviosa...What a responsibility shirker...POK!He should be back in the dump of his tending to discipline matters...Ah im spouting crap again...withdrawal syptoms...Anyway monday was at home turning into a rock...tuesday de-rocked and made my way to costa sands for a 1T36 chalet-picnic...That was the day i caught a glimpse of superwoman...Nat flew frm her bike...COOL!Had a chance to tap on my first-aid knowledge finally...Oh the BBQ was corny...coz we baked corns...wahahahaha...yeah but i kept screaming bcoz i felt like it...No lar.not that effeminate...It was coz he-who-must-not-be-named flung cinders at me...Ouch!!Wednesday took the form of my 15inch scrap monitor until 5 where i met up with eugene,the manly jia ling,pilot hiang tee and sexy legs jacob..we went to bethel assembly of god to support my step-daughter...she danced ballet..the song Xin Yi danced to was exceptionally beautiful..."who am I by casting crowns".So proud of her...cod liver oil works on her..she has finally grown up...hahahaha..Thursday and Friday is family day for me...Thursday juz went out with my family to eat lunch,then dinner,then returned home to watch the pacifier(pirated)..Lol...Good show but shan't give a review.or uall read until ur eyes pop out...hehe..
FINALLY,today had lunch at mouth restaurant...Dim sum was good and unfatty..no carcinogenic trans fat...after which proceeded to marina...for pool and bowling.My dad won me in 3/5 games...but i guess he was fluke...hahahaha...then bowled...at least both my scores were more than 100..lost to my dad again..Depressing...lost by 2 and 7 points respectively of the 2 games we competed.My brother's score o n the other hand is not worth mentioning...haha...too insignificant like the relative size of an electron to a proton...1/1840...i think..haha..supposed to go book tour for June but postponed to tmr...tentative spots i will be visiting include melbourne,japan,egypt,turkey...hai...dun interest me very much though...haha...okie i think i shall go shower now.U decide whether my life is interesting.
My sentiments...Look at postscript..heh

PS:My life is boring.Period.

Movie review:Lemony Snicket's S-U-E

2005-03-10T16:31:00.000+08:00

This is a most unfortunate movie to have been ever made and worst still, viewed by me. Looks sure can be deceiving.When i first saw the poster, i went "this is a show i must catch", because my intuition told me it would be a worthy catch. I realised my gut feeling isn't all that accurate. Bad feeling! First the show begins with a ludicrious snippet of a happy elf and his antics, and I wondered if I was in the right cinema XD.After the silly cartoon of approximately 2 mins,was a prologue where Lemony Snicket voiced, as he typed the story of the unlucky Baudelaires. The voice of Mr Snicket was played by Jude Law, and i guess the only parts I liked were the parts where Mr snicket's thoughts would be voiced out loud narrated by the soothing voice of Jude Law.It was a pity that this show was made in America and count Olaff had to be played by Jim Carrey with his out-of-place american accent.An english accent would have accent-uated the setting of the movie.Making it more realistic as the set was decked with houses and mansions which didn't look too american.More english actaully.I don't understand myself but i find the english accent rather sophisticated.Although I must add that Jim Carrey is one versatile actor sliding into his role perfectly as the guy-whom-everyone-hates.Haha.His ostentatious performance is commendable due to the fact that he plays a stage actor in the film.Hence his gestures have to be wildly exaggerated.The way he speaks moves etc. The three young stars who play the orphaned baudaliers after their parents are killed in a fire pull off their roles as though they were puppets.The inventor sister may seem the smart person in precarious situations in the film,coming up with ingenious contraptions to wiggle them three out of life-dangling situations but it is easy to notice that everything has been planned out too nicely till the show becomes one which is predictable.This defeats the entire purpose of the director who tries building up suspense. It is wacky for the youngest baudalier known as a monkey/primate to be able to bite like a termite when he/she/it is still teething at that age...The only sane and realistic character would be the brother who memorises books like books, and is able to sieve out useful theoretical information in times of need.The other characters played their roles decently enough but the person whom i find most foolish in the movie would be the oprhans' litigator who still thinks that what kids say are like wind to the ears.He however, is the more ignorant and gullible of the lot.If he had paid more attention to what the baudalier kids have to say,there would have no need for Lemony Snicket to pen a series of unfortunate events.Instead it would be titled an unfortunate event which would most probabaly last 15 mins and then there would be no need for millions to be spent on creating a failed movie.The bouncy lawyer though insignificant is in fact the crux of the movie.Without him,there would be no yada yada yada of events which would lead to a 1h40 min show.If there was someone to blame for this failure it would be the scriptwriter-cum-author who based his movie on two of his books and turned it into a skimpy and banal film faux pas.It would have been more amusing if the movie showed how Mr Snicket is stoned to death by director Brad Silberling.In conclusion, i stoically believe the plot of the movie is to be faulted.Haha.

PS:This review or should i say critique of the movie is wholly biased and those who view this are entitled to their own views and shall not look me up to debate this paltry issue.
To give Mr silberling some credit, the show is meant for kids,played by kids and kiddy adults respectively hence the plot may seem kiddy but it sure is meant for those who allow their grey matter to remain stagnant and rot.

JAE-mission arh-comp-bish

2005-03-06T23:30:00.000+08:00

Frustrations well up along the tips of my fingers as i click the dotty mouse...i ponder and re- ponder hitting the previous button many a time(rmb the back button shld not be hit for ur info or the entire registration session will be terminated) Yeah,after much contemplation,i picked ac as the jc of my choice(needless to say).Haha.Hope this is wad God planned it out to be.

FYI, my life has been one of decadence recently.Venting my displeasure on my wallet.Spending up to an averag eof $50 a day...At this rate i will have a -bleeping- hole in my pocket.Anyway a simple outline of how wasted my life has been will give u an idea of how very apathetic I have been towards all the starved and malnutritioned beings sharing the same periphery as asia...Arh there i go the load of CRAP!

On thurs i went to play pool, and chalked up $20,then on Friday i went out with Jermaine(which happens to be a guy) and BIBU,the ever lovable porcine...hehe...we spent$7.50 on a most incoherent anime-Howl's moving castle...But i gotta give credit to the artist's brilliant efforts at drawing...Happy now whoever u are?At least im not all out to condemn u...*Roar like a lion/tiger does* FAST FORWARD.Had lunch at subway(stupidly i only requested olives and cool-cumbers for my sandwich when i cld have asked for all the veggies)..tHAT was irrelevant..next went to the esplanade for a walk,ended up in the library for 30 seconds,then traipsed off to marina to bowl.The games there are friggin cheap.$1 a game...By my standards i was darn good.This is due to the relativity of the situation...my other two competitors weren't so proficient at rolling a ball and knocking down some wooden blocks...hence the ultimate thrashing. Last but not least went to a "sophisticated" restaurant-pub which Jermaine claims to be.It's called GRAPEVINE if im not wrong...by the time we got there it was already 2030hrs,GK met us a little later for dinner,and i ended up reaching home like 11 plus.Of course i was chided for my tardiness...Bleagh...Oh i havent given my take on the food...i had honey glazed pork ribs,which was a wrong choice coz it was 70% bones 5% fats and 25%meat.it was no epicurean delight but it was decent enough to satiate my palate...haha..hope Jermaine's glad to hear that...Splurged $20 on the meal...Sigh...im gonna end up a pauper...but that's wad i will be in the future anyway owing to my mediocre results.Period(Bibu's conception of a fullstop->.)

ThAT'S all folks...await for the next episode of captain kwek's adventures...wAhahaha

The New Past

2005-03-01T22:26:00.000+08:00

I dunno if I should be blogging since i got a Stoopid B3 for eng...It may affect ur standards, reading my ghastly pieces...

wARNING:read at ur own risk!!!

It seems like only yesterday.Trooping into class with heads bowed low buried in the drool-stained pages of the textbook.This mundane routine was carried out reluctantly for 15 grim days.The day of liberation finally came and fleeted by.Transient images of our SS textbooks, iridiscent but familiar pictures of the swiss flag, palace of nations in Genova...Haha...I may sound absurd but i really missed those days, tell me u don't.I need a reality check.Lol.Im sure the bittersweet memories of mugging will somehow haunt us and say, "I will be back...in 2 years...muahahaha..."Yeah! but on the day when we reckoned, our future beckoned.The 28th of Feb is a most ironic day.Some want to cast it to the nether world while others felt like they descended to heaven...Unfortunately for me i want to forget this devastating day.I feel so lost all over again.Im truly beginning to believe in my theory that my intelligence curve is that of a 1/e^X curve.My intelligence is inversely proportional to my age that is.Haha.Anyway i still have to thank the many pple who aided me in my o'S crusade.My parents, teachers who supported and mentored me showing great patience and friends who kept me going. Last and most importantly, GOD our holy saviour who kept me safe from harm...Anyway to those who did not achieve what they wanted,there's always the A levels.The o's are juz a key into a jc...Its the future which counts most...Ahead...March...Left right left right left right left....

The big misunderstanding!

2005-02-20T15:05:00.000+08:00

It is indeed true that after an altercation, friends draw closer together.The fight marks the beginning of a new lease.A clean sheet, whereby the friendship is more closely knit-this is a new relationship.For me, my vision was a nebulous one. Shrouded by a mist.This led me to make assumptions...Assumptions which dig ruts in the track.Ruts which cause one to stumble and fall. In these ruts lie shrapnels which cut and hurt...these are the adder-tongued pple who lie await,when they see u at ur weakest, they snap at u and break u into two. Im referring to pple who like to blabber and rub salt on the wound.On a lighter note, solved misundestandings bring with it joy and euphoria.Emancipation frm the shackles of confusion. Expressing my apologies to whom i have disappointed will solve this colossal misapprehension hopefully.Sorry may seem to be the hardest word but i am willling to say it.IM SORRY.So those who are involved in a situation similar to mine, u juz have to muster the courage to apologise and solve it to liberate yourselves from guilt.
Qtn: which is the worst tasting beverage?
Ans:Guilt-tea.Wahahahaha.Brr...

Foolish is a foolish does

2005-02-16T23:58:00.000+08:00

Look what u've done,u've made a fool of everyone...
What happens if u realise u have been robbed, mugged of what is most valuable to a boy brimming with love and emotions.Now he is devoid of life.It is nothing but emptiness which broils within.Squirming to reach out to the one to drag him out from within the abyss. It is all but an eternal delusion.Fade away into the shadows and let them engulf u in their morbid aura.But then there is always that beam of light at the end of the tunnel no matter long it may seem.Thanks mei!Thanks for leading me towards that glimmer of truth and beauty!Cheers -_-
MAY GOD BLESS ALL OF US,AMEN!

New Addition

2005-02-12T15:16:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, I have juz added a link under the profiles section.Go check it out.After viewing it, Plz give me ur feedback.I will try to add more photos in time to come.Haha.Enjoy!

Happy Chinese New Year!

2005-02-09T13:44:00.000+08:00

It's the first day of the lunar new year!Yippee.Not that im excited abt the visiting and stuff.I'm perked at the fact that my savings will follow that of an exponentially inncreasing graph.Hahaha.Anyway,those who visit this blog,Gong xi fa cai,hong bao na lai,meh you hong bao qing ni gun kai...Haha...joking joking...Actually im glad that u guys bother to read all these trash i pen.A big *hug* to those who appreciate the thoughts from my pensieve.Lol.Anyway i gtg collect more red packets now.I will update u guys on the amount of cash collected at by the end of the New year!Hope it reaches 4 figure sums like last year.Hahahaha.
PS. To Nat and Elaine:Happy hatch day!

Life in the fast lane

2005-02-04T22:08:00.000+08:00

Have u ever heard this song by the eagles.One of my all time favourites.It combines the ever insipid love with hatred.When i listen to it, my heart races.I feel exhilarated.So care to go download it or juz ask me politely to send it to u.Haha.Anyway i shall make this dedication to the impt pple in my social life.If u think u are one of them drop by to say hi!And if i feel u re the "ONE".i will reply u.hahaha.meanie me.Here is the dedication.Taking a shot at composing a poem.Became rusty already.Forgot stuff like errr...is it...dunno wad..start with "am" one...pentameter.haha.I think it's callled Iambic pentameter.A poem which fllows a 8 pattern..

The wind caressed my face and took all the worry from it.
I am wad i have always been.
The boredom of polished plains glean its apathy upon me,
Waxing lyrical, I holler to the clouds above,
liberating the bottle-ups within me...
Oh thy linen so blue,advise thine fool
Tell me what i can do...

Hahaha.That's all folks.I juz displayed my art of BS(bullshitting).LOL.

Identity:Communist?

2005-01-29T09:59:00.000+08:00

Since my live has been a bed of rosees so far.Ouch!Pricked by the thorns.SO i decided to expound on this issue of wad many chs boys face-When they step out of school the inevitable happens.They are called commies,communists,wingers blah blah...And that sucks!When we don our uniforms with two outstanding pockets and heinous brass buttons sticking out from the pockets and epaulettes,we are classified as commies.Why?I dun understand.Im friggin proud of my uniform,those who besmirch the branded uniform a la me are a bunch of sore losers.They can't beat us that's why they mock us.This is a logical explanation i have formulated to explain all these nonsensical banter.I tell u,I am as liberal as any US democrat.Blardy hell.I think those who call us commies are no more inclined towards being a communist urself. THE CULPRITS who keep ranting and bitching abt how life is unfair,not equal are blistering communists urselves.U want a classless society, then go to China and grow a pigtail goddamit.Anyway this post is going out to pple whom i don't know but who marginalise us.IT's ok with me that friends joke ard and say we are commies as i know they don't mean it.

Solidarity issue?

2005-01-23T19:08:00.000+08:00

Altho its sunday today but i've missed blogging the last ( ) days so i will start with the more interesting day of all the days.It all began on a thurs.the eve of Haji.School ended relatively early so the class decided to go on an outing.Otherwise known as a class outing.However i didn't seem to see the class of 1T36 only a few gung-ho pple here and there(includes me).We waited for pple who disappointed me in the end.U know who u guys are.Hai.But life is about forgiving and forgetting hence i have decided to forgive but i can't forget coz my memory is too brilliant.Haha.Kk.Anyway i wonder what mr HTC ran into coz he said he had some difficulties at that moment.I gotta see how he is then.Back to the topic...we went to eat chicken rice for lunch then the meagre grp split into the "pool" grp and "shopping".yUP !of course i went with the pool grp bcoz it seemed more appealing.Not the pple but the notion of the game.Hah.We played for hours.Forgot to count and ended up paying a bomb.Coz we opened like 6 blardy tables.Which were somewhat unecessary altho it displayed the concept of .Yea after a few fun games, we headed to PS.For some shopping coz janet wanted to get dangly earrings.I wouldn't mind a pair for my bdae.Heheh.*HINT:count 6 more days.After that i went out with my parents for dinner.then the day became increasingly boring or decreasingly interesting whichever way u want to see it.Then the sweetest part of the day came when i visited dreamland.PS:I think i saw NODDY waving to me.

My Dilemma

2005-01-21T00:35:00.000+08:00

Hey guys.Read ur posts.Only one thing to say.U guys are no more mature than i am.Heheh.O and Koon.U shld no y i didn't include u.Too good frens already then i was afraid pple may thing we are more than that.Also u too handsome so dun want to inflate ur head hor(sorry min hao no offence).Lol.Anyway I haven't touched my computer till this glorious moment when i can finally take a breather.Phew.All of u give urself 1 clap...2claps...11 claps.Bravo!Okok OOP(out-of-point).Yeah and all becos of friggin hw that i cant get my beauty sleep.Another unresolved problem would be the choice of my CCA.Not that i want to be so fit but it's inevitable.(those who agree breathe).Yeah this has hence culminated in a dilemma for meeee.I dunno if i shld join canoeing or air rifle.Given the fact that i am adept at both(thank God!),i haf problems making a choice.However after weighing the pros and cons, i have decided to forsake canoeing.Hai.I went for the water training ytd and bcoz of some ppl's inability to carry things(kayaks) properly, we were made to do 400 push ups.Drats.Anyway darn those pple who are made of butter.BOO!now my arms feel so rubbery, although still as sinewy.Hahah.But i will recover soon. So guYS can u help captain kwek with his weighty burden?(no pun intended again)PS: if u can't get the pun, the clue would be-"im not fat".Kk here i shall sign off and retire into the salacious arms of...my bed.What were u thinking?hehe =)

Letter of apology

2005-01-16T14:01:00.000+08:00

This is a special dedication to those whom i didn't mention in my previous blog.Sorry guys.Esp Chi(my bestest friend) and chris(one of my good friends).Haha.Anyway Chi ah i think u have grown to be a person with a laudable character.Vigourous and chummy.MY FAVOURITE.lol.Hahahaha.For Chris i have been telling u that u have slimmed down but u always doubt urself.Wad is ur problem can u have some confidence?Seriously u look much better now.Like ure in the pink of health man!Please believe me.Keep up the good work.Work ur booty baby...Crap.haha.Oh yes i was chatting with clement ytd and he didnt agree with me when i say he has grown fatter.Not his posterior in paricular but the overall outlook.Hahaha.So i need u guys to give me ur comments so that i may reconsider my ever biased judgements.Ngiap Ngiap Ngiap...Anyway yes min hao.we are supposed to play tennis table tennis and badminton...the list will surely go on.but im waiting.BRIng it on.Hahaha.kk lar will find time to play with u.U muz also make time for me wad.ha.those who have read this apology.BREeeeeeATHE!

My Past In The Future

2005-01-13T23:48:00.000+08:00

Ouch!Muscle ache.I hope i dun end up immobile for the next week. PE is crazy.Like 4 times a week?!This is Madness personified man.Furthermore the intensity of the workouts are similar to that in my NCC days.I'd better scream murder before it's too late.MURDER.Haha.Anyway,i missed 4A and its occupants so i decided to go to HC to meet up with em.Yar...It was quite heartwarming to see so many of my classmates grow.Awww...Some taller(me), fatter(clement), shorter(pak).Haha.Yeah and some even more handsome and pretty(nigel and nick).So nice to see pple change.Ha.We played bball and badminton.Physically demanding for my already sore muscles but since im made of smthg like steel i guess i can take it.(EGO)lol.Anyway playing games with familiar pple is always that bit more fun.Thanks guys for being there.All those who played should know hu they are.Haha.For those whom i didnt meet.Hope we will meet up someday.kk.Im totally shagged.juz finished my math and econs homework and thought I would be doing justice to express my thanks to those who met up with me.HAHAHA.Anyway time to hit the sack.Ciao!

The longest day

2005-01-10T20:24:00.000+08:00

Sad. a sad life really. my life. I chose cj partly coz i thot it wld have slacky lessons and teachers.hee hee. but horrors of horrors.the day starts at 800H and ends at 1730H on mondays.Argh.*curses*.the other nightmare would be having to take chinese lessons. its totally crappy.like the chinese teacher sux and i think i am rather proficient in that language to not take it anymore. It is a nightmare revisited. My dreams of kicking chinese out of my life has been shattered.i am one broken man.smashed to smithereens.Yeah maybe i am exaggerating but chinese lessons are an exaggeration in my jc life rite now.it stands out like a sore thumb on anyone's hand. my my.im bitching again but bitching ain't easy.u gotta have a knack for it. LOL.How i envy HC's ttble(timetable). So relaxing. Mebbe coz they are smart but brother paul(FYI:cj's principal cool eh?cool title.like he is our brudder.) shouldn't go to such great lengths to humiliate us.Me in particular.by lengthening the ttble he has gone to such great lengths.get it?brrr.haha.i feel COLD too.Anyway the day ended with PE and PE is meant to simulate the trainings in NS.Given the fact that i haven't been moving my bod for mths.It comes as no surprise that my legs will ache like my stomach or whicever part of my body when it hurts. <-Another attemt to crap there.Haha.Oh yeah i did my first GP essay today.I feel so grown up.Wise and erudite. MY FIRST GP ESSAY.wHOa...it is supposed to be a diagnostic test to guage our english standards but i brought it home to do it anyway.LOL.how typically lazy of me.OUCH!my fingers hurt like how my legs would tmr.Wad does that mean?It means goodbye for now.CYA soon.=)

Genesis

2005-01-09T14:25:00.000+08:00

It's the birth of a new...what can i say...BLOG.I'm so proud of it.Muackz.haha.ok i hope i will consistently update my blog so as to further enhance my grasp of the english language.It is impossible to master the language but near mastery would be satisfying enough for me. It may be centuries from now but i will be king someday.haha.ok this is a load of crap.But that's what i am.anyway.pple who visit.please tag so that i can haf a whiff of ur pre-SCENts.=)